Three time Bulgarian tractor throwing champ "Maico Girl" has found her way to the new OzVMX site. She's a big fan of VMX but can't understand what all the fuss is about these old bikes.
"In home province of Belogradchik 490 Maico has just been released!"
After being lured over here with plans of marriage to one of the 'murkier' characters of the Forum, Maico Girl has wound up living in the chicken coup of 'Mr Ross' and is pimped out on a regular basis by him for 'bouncy-bouncy', stand-over work and occasionally she is used as the second Monza Park table top that runs past the pit area.
Since arriving in 'Oztralia' she has fallen head-over-heals for a certain Good 'ol Boy and as soon as she can escape the evil clutches of Mr Ross she'll be making her way north for a life of Margaritta's, lycra and sex with buckets of Pauls Extra Vanilla ice cream and wiffle bats.
If you wanna be a fan of Maico Girl you'll have to
a: get a lump in your nylons everytime you see something with a leading link suspension.
b: have a fondness of people with severe flatulance problems or
c: be able to slam the fridge door on your 'goolies' and not even wince......
If you fill any of the above criteria.
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